“The Great Avocado Betrayal”
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My toast popped up like a surrender flag. The avocado pit clung to the knife—a tiny green kamikaze pilot. I scraped its remains into the trash, whispering: “Tomorrow, we try again.”
Dress socks staged a mutiny this morning. One vanished. Its twin glared from the laundry pile—a woolen Judas. I went to work mismatched like a rebel.